Laozi the Laughing Giraffe recommends
three deep belly laughs, two happy hugs and a very generous helping of sugar free
giggle pie every day!!!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!
Why are froggies so happy? They eat whatever bugs them!
What did the baby corn say to the moma corn? Where’s popcorn?
Why is England the wettest country? Because the Queen has reigned there for years!
What do you call a giggling motorcycle? A Yamahahahaha!
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!
What did the tie say to the hat after the party? You go ahead, I’m going to hang around!
What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent? Show me the honey!
Why did the traffic light turn red? You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Why can’t any nose be twelve inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho cheese!
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless!
Wishing you the most excellent and uplifting wonderfully miraculous day!!
~ Be the LOVE that you are and laugh as often as you can!!!
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