Why do we drive on parkways, but park on driveways?
Everything delivered by ship is cargo and everything delivers by a car is a shipment. What’s up with that?
Where do boats go when they get sick? The doc-k.
What word looks the same backwards and upside down? Swims. Cool huh?
How are you supposed to find your glasses when you need your glasses to…find your glasses?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Why is the man who invests your money called a broker?
Why are apart-ments, so close together?
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
What is heavy forward, but not backward? A ton.
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.
What did the plate say to the wine glass? Dinner’s on me.
What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? A stamp.
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with a calm relaxed mind and happy giggles in your heart!
~ Remember to be playful every day!!!